ZERO TOLERANCE

Scorched earth
Alpha to omega
The line in the sand

Please help. I need a good working title. Something catchy but also packs a punch. Gravitas; that’s what I need…

Dodging E.L.E: avoiding an extinction level event

EVENT HORIZON

You see, my wife and I are on a mission. We are going to eradicate debt before it eradicates us. My spending is atrocious by some standards; she’s better than I am in most areas. Our bills are not the end of the world but our emergency fund is anemic. Savings is almost non-existent. Retirement is too little too late – scratch that – its never too late.

But all that changes now
Hence forth, we shall be the un spenders. Retail outlets will speak of us only in whispers; of dark shadows in dark corners. Ghosts of spenders past, lurking out on the fringes of commerce

I’m thinking – Amish – without the beard

Cut and slash extraneous expenditures, sell unnecessary items to pay down the monster. Nothing is safe; you have been warned…

P.S. my next posting will come as soon as I can figure out how to upload papyrus

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One thought on “ZERO TOLERANCE

  1. This is insane. You have to have SOME spending money or one day you’ll go batshit crazy and buy a Porche. Even if buying a Porche is a douchy thing to do. Probably BECAUSE it’s a douchy thing to do. THAT is the power of no spending money. I learned this the last job I had…where I had to chose between electric or gas some months. Even then I kept a few 10’s to myself so I didn’t go all berserker at the shoe store…

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